The 12 Poly Days of Christmas

Por estarmos no 10º dia da Época de Natal, aqui vai uma versão poly da famosa canção tradicional inglesa The Twelve Days of Christmas:

Letra:

On the First Day of Christmas my true love gave to me | A quick course in polyamory

On the Second Day of Christmas my partners gave to me | Too much attention | And a quick course in polyamory

On the Third Day of Christmas my boyfriends gave to me | Three-way kisses | Too much attention | And a quick course in polyamory

On the Fourth Day of Christmas my girlfriends gave to me | Four sandwich cuddles […] And a quick course in polyamory

On the Fifth Day of Christmas my intimates gave to me | Five Ethical Sluts! […] And a quick course in polyamory

On the Sixth Day of Christmas my SOs gave to me | Six-handed massage […] And a quick course in polyamory

On the Seventh Day of Christmas my friends-with-benefits gave to me | Seven Google Calendars […] And a quick course in polyamory

On the Eighth Day of Christmas my secondaries gave to me | Eight dozen condoms […] And a quick course in polyamory

On the Ninth Day of Christmas my sweeties gave to me | Nine long discussions […] And a quick course in polyamory

On the Tenth Day of Christmas my tertiaries gave to me | ten jealousy cures […] And a quick course in polyamory

On the Eleventh Day of Christmas my spouses gave to me | Eleven Christmas dinners […] And a quick course in polyamory

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas my true loves gave to me | Twelve minutes alone […] And a quick course in polyamory